Dear Friend Alcohol First of all let me tell U that Im a huge fan of urs. As my friend, U always seem 2 be Der wen needed.The perfect post-work cocktail a beer
at the game, and Ur even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as U warm us wen wer stuck in midst of endless family gatherings.However, lately
I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some
unwise consequences: Phnoe calls 1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any
conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not
want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't actually want to know about but
seem to be unable to stay away from : Eating Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along
with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an
eclectic eater, but think you went too far this time. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance,
I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body
mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock!! Furthermore: The
hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover
immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior
to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily
activities Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of
great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order
to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than
Thursday 3:30pm (pre - Thirsty Thursday happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your
biggest fan
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smutterly1
11/02/09
Tempted but poor...*mwah*
I'm sure you'll tell me all about it when you get back
...and make sure you take lots of mad videos and photos so you can post them for us poor unfortunates who can't make it
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smutterly1
10/04/09
Hey, my Irish Lucky Charm...I changed the pics on my profile to keep you amused
AmazonPenny
09/28/09
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dspoon
09/25/09
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smutterly1
09/23/09
Aaawwww...*leaps on you, drags you to the floor and farts on your head* Loves you too babe!!
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dspoon
09/21/09
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09/20/09
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dspoon
09/16/09
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Alderraz
09/15/09
What about you darlin', what have you been up to over there? Spare no details either. :)
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smutterly1
09/11/09
You and Lyric look fantastic in that photo...shame my big head almost blot you out of the frame!! *giggle* That was a great Convention...I wish I could have stayed awake more *L*
*BIG HUGS*
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smutterly1
09/11/09
I've been watching cricket and football a lot lately, plus not feeling so well at times means I haven't played that much. I took a quick peek at your page, and I DO love all those pics of us fans having fun *giggle* I'll take another - proper - look now...
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smutterly1
09/11/09
It doesn't look a lot, but it cost about as much as the gold
passes for the Con. It was worn by one of my fave characters
in some of my fave eps though *G* so I'm happy
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smutterly1
09/11/09
Thanks honey!! You know I'd love to go if I could afford it...and I still may scrape together just enough cash to just 'get in' *LOL*
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smutterly1
09/11/09
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Alderraz
09/06/09
Org has challenged me to a drinking competition so I have to go next year, can't let him win by default now, can I? *grin* I think I'm going to go with gen. tickets considering I'm probably going to be out gallivanting for a bunch of the time. As for dates, I'm planning on being there for the third and staying until the eighth.More time to goof around and tackle all the XOCer's there.
XD
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